Got THE NERVE To Look For A Perfect Match?

Good news to all lonely nurses out there! You can finally say goodbye to being the paragon of singledom by following your nose.

Dr. Laura Berman of TODAYshow.com reported that scientists have recently discovered the sex nerve-- the superhighway to the sexual regions of the brain.

This sex nerve has some really cool characteristics. First, it is not sensitive to the scents given off by our family members. Thank heavens for that! If it were otherwise, we'll end up having children who are more likely to get employment in a freakshow. Secondly, the nerve tends to "malfunction" during pregnancy. Uh-oh. So this explains why pregnant women seek out family members during pregnancy. As if your life's goal is to find a perfect match if you already look like you swallowed a whole watermelon. Besides, what stupid man would even want to date a very pregnant woman? Hehe:)

But the question is: What if the sex nerve malfunctions? Does this mean that a person starts to pick up pheromones from the wrong person? Yikes. The possibility is really shitty. I just hope those smart scientists who discovered Nerve "O" will be generous enough to teach us how to repair it in case it does.